Maybe there's another beloved childhood tale we could tarnish for you.
Me: Pinocchio creeps me out. I never liked Geppetto.
Ryan: Why?
Me: He was creepy. His name sounded like Geppedophile. And he built himself a little wooden boy that he wished to be real.
Ryan: Whose nose would grow in length when he was naughty and told a lie.
Me: I don’t think that was exactly his intent.
Ryan: The Blue Fairy knew what was in Geppetto’s heart.
