- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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ohmancandice reblogged fuckyeahjoie:
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ohmancandice reblogged friskyrisky:
i’m getting stoned, eating ice cream and about to watch this movie, lovely night!
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justtakemeok reblogged femaleboner:
I like lying like this, but I don’t read very often. Although judging by the lack of words on those pages it would appear that neither does she.
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Are you in a relationship?
Anonymous
yes, I am. To a lovely and amazing woman.
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jellybeanzombie reblogged hell0georgia:
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Getting my 2006 on and listening to Taking Back Sunday.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING HATE?!
When people I’m no longer friends with still stalk my fucking blog & reblog shit they have no idea about. MOVE THE FUCK ON YA FUCKING CREEP. I STOPPED TALKING TO YOU FOR A REASON, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
