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mickeyandminnie reblogged animated-disney-gifs:
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iamthedesperate reblogged tarynlamier:
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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tastefullyoffensive reblogged futurefantastic:
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theanimalblog reblogged samaralex:
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submitted by kiokushitaka
I don’t own a corgi (yet), so I drew one.
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corgiaddict reblogged margiesgold:
this picture is so cute
HRH was a real trendsetter. Holding your corgi upside-down like a baby is totally in vogue. See? Corgis have always corg’d. It’s in their genes.
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haystacke reblogged tylerknott:
Typewriter Series #60 by Tyler Knott Gregson
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Typewriter Series #56 by Tyler Knott Gregson
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