He’s handsome.
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I just had a voicemail from my mum...
I only get to see her about once a year, so it’s been several months since I last got to visit.
The message went as follows:
“Hi, darling. I miss you. Everyone else seems to be so bloody stupid. Give me a call when you’re free so I can complain about them all.”
I wonder who I inherited *my* personality from.
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You are so beautiful…. To me…
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When two photoshoots collide…. Max Landis meets Jeffrey Max.
This happened you guys. Just now.
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Seared scallops over linguine with a creamy herb sauce. Rocket salad with capers and Parmesan. Stay-in date night with the best dude ever. GPOYFW.
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Quelf.
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G-Someone please tell the person with the cold on the conference call to put the phone on mute since we’re all being treated to his mouth-breathing and wet snorting and I’m genuinely feeling icked out by it please-POYW
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Life is short.
Hangovers are shorter.
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It’s been close to exactly five years since I adopted this muttersons. I still stare at her and gush over how cute she is. She’s just so freaking cute! With her ears and her face and her paws and she sits in the sun like this. Five years of melting my heart every day.
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Happy? Hour
