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    I just found my AIM screen name from 2002

    PianissEmo

    ohmygod.

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    Let There Be Light.
    Four-Year-Old: Hey Mommy! When's Mother's Day?
    Me: Not until the spring. Why?
    Him: Because I want to get you a present.
    Me: You do? Why?
    Him: Because I just do.
    Me: Awwww! What are you going to get me?
    Him: Well I can't get you anything 'cause I'm just a kid.
    Me: True.
    Him: But you know what I'd get you if I was 15?
    Me: What?
    Him: A lamp!
    Me: A lamp? How come?
    Him: Because I like lamps!
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    I would, however, like to thank the Blazers for an ass pounding of the Timberwolves last night…..

    it was such a blowout that I was able to burn 11 CD’s for my new car collection during the game….

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    Weekend from hell continues on Monday....

    laydown:

    My health insurance just dropped my current OB. At 5 1/2 months pregnant, that KINDA FUCKING SUCKS.

    I need Obamas number. anyone? Michelle?

    Murdoch’s gonna have to learn how to cobble.

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    The cloud goddess is ripe with rain babies!

    it’s raining in Portland.

    go figure.

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    Oh hey, guys! How’d you spend YOUR weekend?

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    Heat rises.

    sistermarymartha:

    yosamanthrax:

    Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re tall.”

    Ugh/Grr.

    Dude. Whatever. I always respond with, “yes, I am tall. Thanks!” as if they meant to compliment me. BEING TALL IS NOT A BAD THING. Embrace it, Sammy. Also? Embrace being extra tall in 4” heels. I LOVE IT.

    This is among one of my greatest pet peeves, and I have a lot of pet peeves so you know it’s bad if it’s at the top.

    First, being a tall woman is not some kind of freakish genetic mutation and men who treat as such need to be addressed. Frankly, I think men who need to express displeasure at a tall woman to feel better about their Tom Cruise-like proportions are a genetic mutation, but because I’m a kind and polite human being, I don’t gawk at some 5’2”-er in the elevator and exclaim, “Good god, you’re short! No leafy greens as a youngster?”

    But, for some reason, men feel a strange need to address my height in a similar fashion. I hear all sorts of doozies:

    • “Do you play volleyball? No? Because we need a woman on our team to stay in our league.”
    • “Your parents must have fed you well!”
    • “Damn girl, you have got some long legs…” (Or variations thereof)
    • “Why are you wearing heels? You’re already tall.”
    • “How do you get any oxygen up there? Har har.”

    And more and more of the same.

    Just because I won the genetic lottery and ended up with, yes, long legs that look very nice in heels, thank you very much, does not justify a need on your part to try and get an explanation out of me. Do you want me to fall down on the ground and ask God, why, why me? Why did he make me as tall as I am..and as a woman?! Oh, blasphemy! Oh, sweet redemption!

    I’m a tall woman. I’ve got long legs. I dated a guy shorter than me who had no problems with it. I married a man taller than me. I don’t have problems with short men unless they have problems with me, and then I simply step on them and solve the problem.

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    god

    is it weird that the only time i like, really really think there must be a god is when my period doesn’t inconvenience me in any way?

    so like, a couple times a year i think there’s a god and that he is amaaaaazing.

    and then the rest of the year i’m like, pretty irritable.

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    Who knew trying to read for school all curled up on your bed would lead to falling asleep? Foresight: 1, Maggie: 0.
    A very studious student