If you’re one of those people who gets their cat(s) declawed, I honestly hope someone rips off all of your fingernails and then fucks up your fingers so they will never grow back because that is one of the stupidest and most harmful procedures you can have done to your cat.
Unless their claws are causing or going to cause some sort of medical problem for the cat (they’re growing in wrong or something), do not ever declaw your cat. Oh no, your cat claws up your furniture a little. Fucking get the little shit a scratching post, or spray them with water when they claw the couch. Don’t permanently cripple it to save the couch you’ll probably only have for about 3 years. Oh no, your cat scratched you a few times. Again, water. Or figure out what your stupid ass did to make that cat angry.
Seriously, don’t fucking do it because if you make the choice to get your cat declawed for reasons other than medical, I will punch you in the stomach no lie.
