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    sodamnrelatable reblogged lolsofunny:
    Can you relate?
    • You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. 
    • You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. 
    • You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
    •  You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. 
    • You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. 
    • You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. 
    • You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. 
    • You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. 
    • You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. 
    • You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. 
    • You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. 
    • You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. 
    • You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them.
    •  You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    •  You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    •  You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it.
    •  You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. 
    • You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

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    It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:

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    MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.

    I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O

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    THIS.

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    via sodamnrelatable

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    the-absolute-best-posts reblogged happinessishardtofind:

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    gonadsdonuts reblogged jeszing:
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    lobectomy reblogged fvcktalya:

    thegreatestoryever: PUTA POR FAVOR

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    bann3d-weed reblogged ofmiceandalko:
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    shoe-rreal:
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    PUT YOUR HEADPHONES ON!!!!!!

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    #Diabolik Lovers #Hirakawa Daisuke #I WANT MY OVARIES BACK!!! #Hirarin #DAT MOAN
     
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    kimpoyfeliciano:

    A GIFT from my FOLLOWER.. Now sitting beside my bed. Sweeeet! :”>

    @kimpoyfeliciano | instagram

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    #kimpoyfeliciano
     
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    precisebitch reblogged sesennn:
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    dexternews:
    TOP 5 TALK OF THE TOWN

    1. NOYNOYING (As told by Binay to the young rallyist concerned about our president’s newest bestfriend “ignorance,” —GIVE THE PRESIDENT, A BREAK. But the strategy to get his attention just won’t die, until it reaches the international news radar. The infamous pose of him in an ‘i-don’t-give-a-fuck’ position with right hand supporting his chin.)
    2. MAGNUM (The belgian chocolate invasion that turned the Philippine mediocre consumers up side down. Going gaga over an upscale version of our dirty Popsicle ice creams. Everyone automatically craves for it as if hindi pa sila nakakatikim ng tsokolate sa buong buhay nila. But like every 7eleven crew always say, love it or hate it, Magnum is a triple choco delight. Ang tsokolateng may bayag.)
    3. SIMSIMI (First, there was Peter Answers, the Virtual psychic we all believed until we found out the cheat. Then Roboto, another virtual friend we always rely on everytime boredom strikes back. And now, Simsimi, the yellow irregularly-shaped circle that looks like a smashed egg yolk. Walang pinagkaiba sa mga nabanggit, yun nga lang, si Simsimi, minsan, kung makapag advice…SAPUL! Kung maka-reply akala mo kilala ka talaga mula pagkapanganak. At minsan, ibubugaw ka pa kung kani-kanino.)
    4. HUNGER GAMES (Everyone’s talking about it. Kung nakakamatay lang siguro ang pag usapan ang pelikulang ito, marami na sigurong pinaglalamayan ngayon. But you can’t blame them, the movie is a triumph.)
    5. JESSICA SANCHEZ (This Half Pinay - Half Mexican/American chic is rocking her way to stardom thru American Idol Season 11. Madaming nagsasabi na malakas ang laban ng Pinay singer this season, dahil isa sya sa may pinakamaganda at malakas na vocal range. Usap usapan sya kung saan saan at bawat performance nya sa AI ay may special slot sa mga showbiz segment ng mga TV news program. *sigh*
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    malagkitnagalapong:
    Pinagkaiba ng teleserye sa ABS-CBN at GMA.

    Ano nga ba ang pinagkaiba ng mga palabas sa mga nasabing malalaking estasyon? 

    Una sa lahat ay ang mga pamagat ng mga palabas nila.

    • GMA: Hindi ko alam kung naubusan na sila ng “creative juices” sa pag-iisip ng titulo para sa mga palabas nila. Para bang mag-iisip sila kung tungkol saan ‘yung storya tapos dadagdagan na lang nila ng -ita, -ina o kung ano pa mang hulapi para lang may masabing may pamagat ito.
    • ABS-CBN: Mahahaba ang mga pamagat at kung minsan ay pamagat ng isang kanta. Medyo nakakahumaling sa mga mata at tenga ang mga binibigay nilang pangalan sa mga ipapalabas nila. Tamang “creative juice” ang meron sila.

    Sunod naman ay ang plot.

    • GMA: Same-same. Paulit-ulit. Parang pareho lang ang nangyayari. Iba-iba lang ang characters. Umiikot sa mga pantaserye ang peg nila. Medyo nakakasawa na at hindi ganon ka diverse ang mga palabas na meron sila. Kung baga, parang makagawa lang ng palabas. Mauumay ka sa mga palabas.
    • ABS-CBN: May konting variations sa mga shows dahil merong comedy, drama, action, fantasy, etc. Medyo draggy ang mga kwento at mahuhulaan mo ‘yung mga mangyayari pero maganda pa din ang dating lalo na ‘yung mga twists and turns ng bawat istorya. May uniqueness at halatang pinag-isipan ang ilan sa mga palabas na meron sila.

    Mga artista sa bawat palabas.

    • GMA: Paulit-ulit. ‘Yun at ‘yun pa rin ang mga nagsisiganap. Kaya minsan ay nakakasawa ‘yung mga palabas nila kasi kung sino ‘yung nasa isang teleserye, pag natapos ‘yun at may bago, siya pa din ang bida. Hindi pa magagaling umarte ‘yung iba. Parang maka-arte lang ang drama. Pwedeng nakakasawa?
    • ABS-CBN: Ang kinaganda dito ay hindi sunod-sunod ang palabas ng isang artista. May chance ang bawat isa sa kanila para ipamalas ang kanilang galing sa pag-arte. Hindi nakakasawa ‘yung mga mukha dahil nga pa-iba-iba. Sabi nga nila, kung gusto mong sumikat, sa ABS ka lumipat. 

    Hindi naman siguro halatang Kapamilya ako no? Pero minsan ay naging Kapuso din ako pero nung medyo nagsawa na ako sa mga palabas nila at hindi na ako natutuwa ay doon ko nadiskubre ang ABS-CBN. 

    Ilang taon na akong Kapamilya at mas matagal pa kaysa sa pagiging Kapuso. Ikaw, anong peg mo sa dalawa?

    #Iblogged #tv #abs-cbn #gma #shows