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I’m sick of crazy exes, creepy men with no game, and guys with girlfriends trying to get with me. My vagina is like a sale at Walmart, only the weirdos show up to get a piece. Then when a decent guy who I could actually see myself being with (there’s not many, I’m not a fan of relationships) comes around, he starts out super sweet, then suddenly out of the fucking blue, turns out to be a huge fucking dickhead. Oh, I’m sorry, was our relationship some sort of poison for you that you had to completely morph into a giant bag of ass? And then for some reason, guys with girlfriends always seem to try to talk to me. Fuck you and fuck your baggage. Contrary to popular belief, I do not like being a Susie Homewrecker. Finally on top of that, there’s the guys who insist on making moves on Facebook or Twitter; I don’t do internet hook ups. I’d rather you stalk my statuses, see what bar I’m at and go there to get my number rather than you ask me over fucking Facebook chat. Ugh, I’m over it.

Rant complete.

WHO DOESN’T YOU BUMBLING IDIOT

5/22/12

1. Queen of California

2. The Age of Worry

3. Shadow Days

4. Speak for Me

5. Something Like Olivia

6. Born and Raised

7. If I Ever Get Around To Living

8. Love is a Verb

9.  Walt Grace’s Submarine Test, January 1967

10. Whisky, Whisky, Whisky

11. A Face To Call Home

12. Born and Raised (Reprise)