I feel her pain, because this is my heart’s monologue with every guy I like. I try to convince it otherwise but it keeps crying hysterically, not unlike this girl right here. I ONLY LIKE HIM! NOBODY ELSE! WAIL!
GIRL! fuck steven! you know he ain’t crying over you. he’ll be getting his harajuku on in japan while you’re still at home wondering why the fuck you weren’t reason enough for him to stay.
….what’s that? i’m being a bitter old lady and projecting my man-hating onto a four year old girl?
oh.
whatever. she needs to learn this shit now.