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How To Be A Good Friend
- Let them call you out on your shit
- Listen, silently disagree, have them make some valid points
- Realize that sometimes you’re a fucking idiot, or you’re fucking selfish, or you really screwed up that one thing
- Not resent them for pointing out flaws, learn from them
- In turn, tell them the stuff that bothers you too
- Go for drinks later
- Weepy drunk sob at them
- Listen to their relationship problems
- with the same dude
- for as long as they need to
- Never be the asshole who thinks their attraction to chicks is ‘a phase’
- if they’re quitting, swat the cigarette out of their hand
- remember their birthday
- I don’t care if they aren’t in the same state. “I would walk a thousand miles” -Vanessa Carlton
- do absolutely nothing with them for a whole day
- hold their hair back when they are gross and sick and vomit is disgusting
- pay for the cab when they’re too drunk to pay
- brunch
- Go shopping with them
- and tell them that dress looks stupid on them but man, that skirt makes their ass look great
- remind them why they shouldn’t date that guy
- tell them when themy should
- see them without makeup
- put makeup on them
- remove phone from hand when drunk, even if death vice grip occurs
- wanna cry? Fuck it, go ahead and cry
- A lot
- Realize you will never get those socks/that hair tie back
- Be okay when they ignore your texts sometimes, because you will do the same for them
- But mostly, make time for them
- Keep their secrets
- Make fun of them for those secrets
- Deal with the fact they like that AWFUL band and really? How can you still like American Idol? Okay, I’ll watch it with you.
- never leave them behind at the bar, I don’t care how hot he is
- Don’t be a slut and talk about them behind their backs
- Watch Mean Girls with them
- Pig out
- No, really. Eat a whole bag of chips with them
- Get the order of fries to share
- Sit on a bench and eat fro yo with them
- FOOOOOOOOD
- Spend a whole night just staying in and getting overly nostalgic with them
- Let them yap forever when they need to ‘get something off their chest’ and it’s boring but you pretend you are interested
- Don’t interrupt, they’re talking!
- Get to know their creepy sister/frat boy brother
- Dance around with them like an idiot with that gross face you only make when dancing
- Watch that idiotic romantic comedy with them, I mean I want to see that movie and it’s not a big deal okay? It doesn’t make me any less cool! Shut up!
- Talk about buying a vibrator
- Overshare about sex
- Be mildly embarrassed about this
- Tell them that one song you are really ashamed you like hearing
- Lay in their bed
- Make plans to travel with them
- Probably never travel with them
- Oh, you’re tired? But they’re sad? Listen, you bitch!
- Drunk dial them instead of that guy you’re furiously making out with on Fridays
- Give them your favorite book to borrow
- Go to dinner even though you’re totally dating this great guy, he’s like, so great. He’s so cute! Oh my god you should have seen what he did yesterday!
- Tell them their ex’s new girlfriend is a bitch
- Even though she isn’t
- Silently sit sipping your drink when they get hit on a bar, swear not to be jealous about this
- Buy them a drink every once and a while because they are worth buying a drink for
- Talk about being 35 together
- When they want to lose weight, tell them that is fucking stupid
- But eat some shitty fat-free vegetable shit dish with them anyway
- Realize you don’t like their ex even though he was kind of cool, I guess I don’t have anything against him oh wait yes I do.
- Giggle. Only giggle at your friends and Anne Geddes photos
- Mention they will be in your wedding
- not that you wanna get married anytime soon, Jesus
- Pray you’ll never have to bail them out of jail, but you totally would
- Seriously, I wouldn’t even know what to do if I had to bail you out of jail
- Text them that thing that is funny
- Meet their high school friends and end up liking them
- No, you shouldn’t dye your hair blonde, MORON
- Serenade them with Total Eclipse of the Heart or You Oughta Know
- Let them take their PMS out on you
- Don’t let them borrow more than 100 dollars, says my mom
- Never murder them!!!!
- Don’t buy them a cat, they don’t need that kind of responsibility
- Borrow their clothing and maybe wash them when you’re done
- Coffee? Okay! Let’s get coffee!
- Realize you have had that shirt in the bottom of your hamper for a year
- Talk to them in person more than you Facebook them, okay ZUCKERBERG
- Tell them you are secretly attracted to that creepy mouth breather or Conan or something
- Be proud when they do something good, like when the puppy finally goes to the bathroom on the wee-wee pad
- Casually tell them they are pretty
- make some time to go out to a bar with them
- Shit, you’re not that popular, calm down
- Feel very, very lucky they are in your life. Always.
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fuckyeahdementia reblogged this:
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pizzaposse reblogged levelvetpuss:
NO STOP IT
ive seriously been considering this. like a full on stint lol.
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stonerparty reblogged gifmovie:
keep trying, ur bound to catch it
