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    My family is forcing me to watch My Big Redneck Wedding with them.

    Uh…this is quite interesting. And to quote my friend Stefan, 

    If I wanted to see Rednecks get married I would stab my eyes out because I would never want to watch that.

    Right now they’re making a wedding cake…out of cheese. 

    And trying to jump onto a mattress covered in duct tape via a trampoline…while wearing duct tape to stick to it. 

    Oh.

     
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    After I claimed that I'm too apathetic and don't study enough
    • Her: I don't either. I've been too lazy with everything. I HAVE ONLY MASTURBATED TWICE IN THE PAST WEEK. Ridiculous.
    • Me: Most people don't count masturbation as a sign of productivity.
    • Her: ...It's maintenance, Nate. Bodily maintenance.
     
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    GPOY: This is me not giving a fuck about the Super Bowl tonight edition. 

    I’m only watching it for the commercials. And Glee afterwards, haha. 

     
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    Reader Submission from ThatDarnCass on this Glamour post.

    Sophocles: Oedipus the King

     
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    I think of this sketch every time I hear the word ‘photobooth’.

     
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    — Graduated from Yale, proceeded to have a press pass forged and snuck into Myanmar. 

    — Went into Haiti and stopped being a journalist to do this

    — Had this happen to him yesterday.

    — Had this happen to him today.