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    lexxieviolin:

    Boobs for Kris. Look I have glasses like yours! Let’s make out.

    #titsandsass
     
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    bethsdimples:

    Five for Friday.

    1. See above.
    2. See above. (both for Kris. No one else)
    3. Just found out my boss is working from home this afternoon. Guarantee I’ll still be working a full day. GDMFSOB.
    4. Went to my house with the boys this morning and made my buffalo chicken dip for tonight. I almost ate it cold, it looked so good.
    5. Meeting my boss for lunch with the boys. Whoop de doo.

    #titsandsass
     
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    msdeenyc:

    Waiting for the second circumcision. I’m teaching the new midwife and she is doing great. I’m rather proud of myself that I didn’t shove her out of the way to do it. I can be a wee bit bossy.

     
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    garysgalaxy reblogged terrysdiary:
    ISO 100
    Aperture f/8
    Exposure 1/125th
    Focal Length 50mm

    terrysdiary:

    Me and Tyler The Creator

    #Tyler The Creator #people #terry #terry richardson
     
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    marienotmaria:

    Of course I’m stuck in traffic in Pennsylvania.

    The “are we there yet?” count is up to 5.

    I ate all my candy already and I forgot to get Combos.

    But IDGAF because vacation. 22 family members, and I couldn’t be more excited.

    Wait until you guys see this house we are staying in!

    Also, I need a copilot as the two little people are asleep and I need someone to play the license plate game with.

    #bonus cleavage for truck drivers #road trip!
     
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    lickystickypickywe reblogged murrayscheese:
    Camera iPhone 4S
    ISO 400
    Aperture f/2.4
    Exposure 1/15th
    Focal Length 4mm

    murrayscheese:

    Behold, the “All American”

    Bratwurst, cheddar, house-made root beer mustard, house-made pickle relish, and caramelized onions.

    Yeah, it’s as delicious as it looks.

    [audible gasp]

     
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    rolandslinger:

    Always find a partner you can laugh with…

    #steffsstuffs
     
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    azzman:

    some 8-bit love for friday.

     
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    titsandsass:
    read receipt

    i like adding the read reciept thingy to some emails so when they don’t get answered i can say WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY EMAILS I KNOW YOU READ THEM to people

    #don't fucking ignore my emails
     
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    suckthislemon:

    Ok, so basically Tumblr is holding this very exclusive party tomorrow in Sao Paulo and only carefully selected people were invited, apparently. People interested in participating had to sign up with their info and send them a link with some of his/her own creation (they were aiming for creative minds) and they would let you the “chosen ones” know.

    Turns out, THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE HAS A VIP INVITATION FOR TOMORROW NIGHT AT WHAT COULD BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST TUMBLR MEETUPS.

    It is too fucking bad I won’t know one single soul in that place, except for David Karp.

    PS: I don’t know David Karp, but I know his face. Isn’t it weird that I don’t know any of the Sao Paulo tumblrs?