Happy birthday to my bestie
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My birthdy cake from Kristynnnnn.
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Alas, Cthulhu has disowned me. Not enough tentacles, too many cuddles. And so I pursued my greatest interest: cuddles! And made it into a science! And now I traverse the world, cuddling those who need it, and those I deem to be cuddle-able enough. And you, if I you don't mind my saying, are certainly cuddle-able enough!
Anonymous
I don’t believe it! Cthulhu was basically made for cuddles! All those warm and squishy tentacles clinging to your body and keeping you warm, dripping wet…. crap… I’ve gone all Hentai on you. Damn it! Happens every time!
This is important! Ready? Cuddly like a teddy bear or like a marshmallow? CHOSE WISELY NEO.
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squishyapocalypse reblogged lungsrespiring:
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zombiecorns reblogged hey-you-miss-blue:
I love you Giles and your sick burns
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After sex face and hair…
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Well, I'm here to officially upgrade your 'minimal amounts' to 'great big pile of amounts'. You are hereby labeled as....extremely attractive! Please exit through the lobby, and don't forget to pick up your 'I'm attractive' badge on your way out!
Anonymous
Woot! I get a badge! (Yes, I would legitimately be more excited to get a badge than to be told that I was attractive.)
Wait, do you have the authority to officially upgrade me? Show me your papers!
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I think most people are too intimidated because of your awesomeness. :-D
I think most of them are just retards and don’t realise when I’m being sarcastic.
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Hey sexy, took this one just for you! Tell me how you get on with it, I have plenty more for you just ask for Z, please comment back on this on your blog to tell me if you like it or what you want next? X
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Someone on the bus has a mad case of nose whistle. Can they not hear it? Doesn’t it drive them insane??
