The thing I don’t understand about that hot new pop song is:
When you just meet someone and would like to see them again, aren’t you supposed to give them your number? That’s not crazy. That’s standard procedure. Being like, “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let’s surgically remove our faces and assume each other’s identities”—that, to me, would be crazy. Phone number seems pretty tame.
It’s true… we do.
Fuck context. I’m enjoying this picture so much more than if I had a backstory to go with it.
Ruffles Launching “Manly” Line Of Potato Chips Just For Men - The Frisky
I love that marketing for men means make the packaging darker. See Vaseline for Men and Pepsi Max
Same .gif, just a little bigger. Man, I just love this guy.
So these histograms of world population by latitude and longitude are actually pretty cool. The latitude one is basically exactly what I’d expect, but the longitude one basically has five spikes (the Americas, Europe and West Africa, the Middle East and East Africa, South Asia, and East Asia) and it’s kind of blowing my mind that the Americas have by far the smallest spike. I mean, logically I know that’s reasonable, but I still can’t visualize it.
I want….
We have a local brewery in town that has some beer that has won awards and a beer that I quite enjoy. I can’t say that I particularly enjoy the other beer they offer but at least the beer is both locally brewed and cheap.
So, it is painful and confusing when I go to the bars in town and they have the worst and most generic beer possible at absurd prices. Price gouging I can, at least, understand. What gets me, though, is that I’m forced to drink Molson Canadian, Corona, Heineken, and Budweiser. If I’m going to be forced to pay absurd prices for beer I want to at least pay absurd prices for GOOD beer!
“Do you guys have any beer that doesn’t suck? …No? Well, I guess I will just have a $5 Canadian then…”
